'Shut the Fuck Up, 2005,' goes to...
...TOM CRUISE!
For deigning to lecture Brooke Shields on post-partum depression and her treatment options; Matt Laurer on his "glibness;" and all of America on why they shouldn't get right in the head!
We can now re-define glib to mean "movie star that thinks he's knows better than you and your doctors, and ventures to demonstrate it in front of as many people as possible."
In addition to him "shutting the fuck up" regarding psychiatry and pharmaceuticals, I don't ever care to hear another word about how he feels about Stepford bride, I mean Katie Holmes!
Second place goes to Tom DeLay, for reasons which will be revealed in a courtroom in Texas over the next few months...
Third place? Me!
For deigning to lecture Brooke Shields on post-partum depression and her treatment options; Matt Laurer on his "glibness;" and all of America on why they shouldn't get right in the head!
We can now re-define glib to mean "movie star that thinks he's knows better than you and your doctors, and ventures to demonstrate it in front of as many people as possible."
In addition to him "shutting the fuck up" regarding psychiatry and pharmaceuticals, I don't ever care to hear another word about how he feels about Stepford bride, I mean Katie Holmes!
Second place goes to Tom DeLay, for reasons which will be revealed in a courtroom in Texas over the next few months...
Third place? Me!
posted by TRS at 1/08/2006 05:45:00 PM
1 Comments:
Tom: I'm afraid you'll have to wait a lot longer to get your "Shuttie" - there are many, many folks in line ahead of you. Star Jones for instance....
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